Excuse Me Sir, Your Fish is Past Its Curfew
Confirmation that we live in Pleasantville came this morning in the local Police Log.
Suspicious Vehicle:
———– Highway Frontage Road at 3:30 a.m. On routine patrol, officer saw a vehicle with one subject. Contacted subject, who was fishing, caught one striped bass.
I want to know what a fish was doing at that hour in the morning? Shouldn’t it have been in school?
08 Jul 2010 at 7:49 am
Ugh.
08 Jul 2010 at 2:31 pm
I guess that guy was just gilling time. As soon as the cops showed up he was fin-ished.
You’ll roe the day you got me started on this topic, Gooden.
09 Jul 2010 at 8:06 am
UGH.
Scale it back there, boys.
09 Jul 2010 at 2:52 pm