This is not my usual title.
But today is an exception, because I’m wearing this:
[See that metal cockatoo hanging from our garage? It’s thinking, “WOW you look cool!” and I’m thinking, “Don’t I know it.”]
This awesome shirt was designed by my friend Austin. He’s 6. (Look out, world.)
Just because I’m ultracool does not mean I’m ultrastingy. To prove it – I’ll even post a link to Austin’s shirt on redbubble. See? I’m using my powers for good and not evil.