File this one under Not Exactly What I Hoped To Hear:
Me: Hey Honey, you’ve been doing a great job remembering to brush your teeth in the morning.
She: Thanks! I think I like to do it because your toothbrush is nicer than mine.
Me: Ahh, so you’ve been using my toothbrush?
She: Yes! But don’t worry… I’ve been using your kind of toothpaste every time.